pointlessly cynical Golden Globes leaves us pining for the real thing
David Bowie died late last night, which is not, itself, strictly related to last night telecast of the Golden Globes. The rock legend was 69 years old and lost his battle with cancer after an incredible, decades long Fake Louis Vuitton Replica Bags , massively influential career. The news broke in Hollywood on one of the industry most decadent, glamorous nights, as the Globes afterparties were in full swing. Bowie was the replica designer handbags perfect pop icon for an event like the Golden Globes, precisely because he was so endlessly versatile musician, Perfect Quality Louis Vuitton Replica an actor, a political force, and a performance artist. (He was nominated only once for best original song for a motion picture, “Theme from Cat People,” 1983.) His dedication to using fashion as a means for transforming both himself and pop culture was so transformative that ultra elite design houses Louis Vuitton and Gucci sponsored 1:1 replica handbags Bowie Is a large scale traveling exhibition featuring Bowie art and life. He one of the replica louis vuitton handbags reasons we take red carpets, on stage variety show performances, and even Lady Gaga seriously Bowie showed us just replica louis vuitton bags how brilliant those mediums could be.
Certainly, last night Golden Globes telecast, nearly live from the high quality replica handbags china Beverly Hilton high quality designer replica handbags wholesale in Beverly Hills, did not live up to the standard he set for celebrity or spectacle. The three hour long show was one of the most embarrassing and messy awards telecasts in recent memory. It was a thoroughly unenjoyable evening, from beginning to end with host Ricky Gervais studied cynicism and ending with the unsatisfying victory of Alejandro I Revenant, a film that until now has been entirely a vehicle for star Leonardo DiCaprio to win an Academy Award. He married the money and corporatism of Hollywood Designer Louis Vuitton Replica Handbags with a sense of vision and purpose that made the entire ridiculous industry seem, for a few tantalizing moments, worth all its attendant nonsense. The German Foreign Office credits him with helping to bring down the Berlin wall. He did an ad in 2013 for Louis Vuitton, in which he played anti war song Rather Be cheap replica handbags High on a harpsichord; he graced Night Live with aaa replica designer handbags one of their most purely creative performances in 1979, wearing a massive plastic tuxedo that he couldn walk in, live on NBC. He refused to be knighted by the Queen of England, because, as he said, seriously don know what it for. He wore dresses and makeup without comedic intent or shame; he married (pioneering Somali supermodel) Iman and challenged MTV to diversify their music programming. This was a man who was more glamorous than you, but you were thankful for it; he was both successful and talented, using his fame and resources to do odd and surprising things, like voicing Lord Royal Highness in the made for TV SquarePants movie, or moderating the walk off in after Ben Stiller optimistically wrote him into the film. He used his considerable powers for good, but more than that, he found a way to make all of the glitz and superficiality of Hollywood mean something.
This is in direct contrast to the existence and performance of Ricky Gervais, the night smarmy master of ceremonies fact that both men seemed to understand well,. ( banal and facile / he a fat waste of space. A couple of years of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have spoiled us for telecasts that at least approach the important combination of well written and entertaining. Gervais brand of humor was an acidic letdown right from the get go. The transphobic humor was particularly staggering just because it offensive, but also because the industry has moved past that so far that two of the decorated nominees last night were and Danish Girl. Jeffrey Tambor dolabuy , nominated for the lead role in offered stony faced indifference to Gervais crack about Jenner driving, either because Tambor was truly offended or because he knows just as well as I do that Park did the same joke replica louis vuitton , better, last year. Eddie Redmayne gave Gervais a quizzical, confused look onstage when Gervais feigned confusion at the fact that Redmayne was a man nominated for Danish Girl. Leaving aside politics, social justice, and sensitivity, it just wasn funny.
But it wasn all Gervais fault. There was also the odd, repeating problem by Gervais, and then picked up by more and more participants at the night went on long periods of edited out silence for the viewing audience at home, as the production team caught cursing and slurs and made the feed safe for broadcast at primetime. Almost none of the winners seemed truly present in their speeches, aside from Rachel Bloom, for Ex Girlfriend. Jon Hamm tried to hit the points of a dozen other victory lap speeches he made, collecting awards for Men Don Draper. Christian Slater seemed to be reading off of the teleprompter in his head. Taraji P. Henson, while adorable and entitled, appeared to be drunk. Quentin Tarantino was also drunk (and very incorrect). Oscar Isaac seemed genuinely touched, but couldn find a way to tell the audience that. Lady Gaga and Kate Winslet both probably deserve some special sub category of awards for acting so surprised and humbled and honored, in a room that minutes previously had determined, via laughing at Gervais, that none of these awards matter in the slightest.
So if the winners don matter, and the telecast itself doesn matter, then what the hell are we all doing here, watching Amazon series In The Jungle walk off with multiple undeserved awards while Tom Hanks has to shout, dad like, at the room of Hollywood luminaries before they listen to him honor Denzel Washington with the Cecil B. DeMille award for lifetime achievement? Surely even a hack job awards show like the Golden Globes know that even if they don believe it matters, it their job to make us believe it.
There is high quality designer replica handbags a nice justice, though, in knowing that merely by the act of dying, Bowie elegantly trumped the Globes circus and charade. I don mean to put the man up on a pedestal completely, or to bring down a night that did mean something genuine for at least a few creative people.